Doing it Wrong: Debt Collector Becomes Sex Collector, Says ABC 24
Yep. They went there. Mostly because the guy in the matter, Nathan Higgenbottom, went there first. Please please PLEASE watch the above clip. Now. I’ll wait.
First, isn’t ABC 24′s Joyce Peterson’s hair great? A lot of time TV news anchors have weird plastic-y hair that looks shellacked, but Joyce’s hair looks totally touchable, right? Not in a creepy, sneak-up-behind-Joyce-while-she’s-in-the-break-room-pouring-coffee-and-then-quietly-stroking-her-hair kind of way. I mean in an oh never mind, let’s move on to…
Second: Joyce is really good at selling the lede of the story: “A debt collector turned sex collector is asking women to give it up to pay it off.” Of course careers aren’t made or waylaid by stories like this, but what I’m impressed by is how Joyce doesn’t wink or subtley acknowledge the no-thank-you!-ness of the story. She’s got a job to do. She’s going to do it. And then she’s later going to tell you about five items in your house right now that are probably giving you cancer.
Third, though: I’m not wild about that top Jeni DiPrizio is wearing under that neutral jacket. I think someone told her that jewel tones like that would pop on screen better, but I think Jeni needs to take a page from Joyce’s catalog. And maybe not slouch so much. She’d be so much prettier if she just stood up tall and squared her shoulders.
The gist of the story being reported is that a man, the aforementioned Nathan Higgenbottom (who is not, as far as I know, a character from the board game Clue or from a Dickens novel), called a Memphis, Tenn., woman named Mia Dodson on behalf of DCA Law Firm, a collection agency. (Phone calls to DCA Law Firm went unreturned for this story. But more on that in a moment.)
Dodson allegedly owes money. DCA Law Firm is allegedly the collection agency hired to collect from Dodson. Higgenbottom’s tactic in getting the money, though, is sort of not alleged, since Dodson recorded the call and you can hear Higgenbottom saying the following:
“If you cannot pay back with money, you can pay back with your own body. That is what I am expecting from you. My room is open 24/7 anytime. I’ll be waiting for your call. Let’s have a wonderful night.”
If you watch the video (and if you haven’t, why haven’t you? Why are you denying yourself joy and laughter?), you’ll learn that Higgenbottom leaves his company number and what is alleged to be his personal cell phone number. While you don’t hear Higgenbottom saying this, you do see a re-enactment of Dodson calling both numbers, with both numbers visible on her cell phone. As reported a couple paragraphs earlier, insideARM.com tried both numbers with no luck. Web-searches on DCA Law Firm aren’t fruitful and you’d be surprised how many Nathan Higgenbottoms there are in the world.
DCA Law Firm has been busy enough lately with its questionable and mostly illegal tactics to warrant a consumer alert from the state of Washington about the company. “No one knows if this is a real debt collection firm, or a fly-by-night scam,” Jeni says.
Dodson’s lawyer, Kevin Snider, added, “Obviously they are still in business. People fall for this stuff all the time.” It’s unclear, though, if Snider means exchanging a little afternoon (or whatever time of day) delight for a paid-in-full, or if he’s just talking about unscrupulous practices in general.



Mike-
Don’t quit your day job. When you write a funny piece….it’s usually important that it’s funny.
Fair enough. May I send you my resume? Can we connect on LinkedIn? It sounds like you have a lot more helpful advice.
I employ enough comedians. But you keep trying. Don’t let one heckler destroy your dream of being a funny guy.
I sure won’t, anonymous commentor on the Internet!
(Quick comedy note: “Don’t quit your day job” on an article I wrote during the day doesn’t make sense. Maybe something like: “Boy, this piece is so not funny, someone should take your wife, please!”)
Better, but still short of funny. Maybe you should actually try writing at night time. What do you have to lose?
About 40 more pounds — amiright, ladies? I mean, seriously! It’s like I can’t even spell the word cake without gaining six pounds.
But seriously: what’s the deal with airplane food? It’s not made of air! I mean, is no one paying attention to this stuff?
Great…..now I’ve got a stalker.
Say goodnight Gracie.
As a PCS/Collections Supervisor this kind of news really hurts everything that we and the ACA are trying to do to make changes. The caller sounds like he is from another country and this is another reason that American companies should stop outsourcing over seas.
G’night, Gracie!
Alright Hamilton!!! (Spicoli)
Geez, imagine if one of these broads he solicited had taken him up on his offer… only to find out she had to book travel overseas to comply.
I look forward to reading your articles, Mike. I enjoy your humor and you have a refreshing approach writing on the latest industry news. Keep making us (well, most of us) laugh!
Look out Jennie, the guy tracked me down on linkedin and I was being critical of his writing. He may try to “Higgenbottom” you for praising him…….
Please please PLEASE can we make “Higgenbottom” happen? PLEASE
At our agency, a lot of consumers have mentioned receiving calls from this same individual and/or company. I’m sure this is apart of the Indian PDL Collection Scams.
MIKE/JENNIE;; GROWN UPS. IT AMAZES ME THE CONVERSATION ON NOOKIE BUT WHEN I OFFER TO HELP PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHY CREDIT CARD DELINQUENCY WAS UP IN AUGUST AND NOT 1 RESPONSE TO MY OFFER. INTERESTING WORLD; GUESS THAT IS WHY I CAN CHARGE SO MUCH.
MIKE, THIS STORY HAS MY MIND COMPLETING THE P.P.A. ACRONYM BUT EDITOR WITH GET ME AS IN FULL UTILIZATION OF COLLECTION KNOWLEDGE. CAN BARTMANN TRANSFER MY ACCOUNT TO THIS COLLECTOR? “SOFT APPROACH”
John-
Missed your offer to help me understand why CC deliquency was up in August…. but if it was written the same way as your post I would need help understanding your offer to understand why cc delinquency was up in August.. Unlike Mike, maybe you should do your writing in the day time…..It’s happy hour my man….not happy hours…..but carry on helping everyone understand. I look forward to trying to understand what you want us to understand….understand?
JESSOP, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SEARCH THE WEBSITE FOR THE ARTICLE ABOUT MY THOUGHTS; YOUR INABILITY TO FIND SUGGESTS LITTLE CHANCE OF UNDERSTANDING THE EXPLANATION IF I DECIDED TO SHARE WITH YOU.
COLLECTION GURU
While I certainly find “Nathan’s” behaviors to be completely despicable and shameful, I still can’t help but giggle about the whole thing. Is he serious; if so, he must think Americans are mighty stupid. It seems so far-fetched to think anyone would actually take him up on his offer but much stranger things have happened; that’s for sure. This company is clearly operating fraudulently and it should have absolutely no impact on the reputation of any legitimate collection agency…. but of course it will. I have heard about the pay-day loan scams coming out of India and have even spoken to a participant and this sounds eerily similiar. On a side note, why would anyone even bother to skip-trace “Nathan Higgenbottom” as it is so incredibly obvious that this is an alias!
@ Julie: “On a side note, why would anyone even bother to skip-trace ‘Nathan Higgenbottom’ as it is so incredibly obvious that this is an alias!”
Hush your mouth! Nathan Higgenbottom exists and we’re totally going to be best friends and I’m going to work with him on appropriate phone manners and he’s going to tell me about notable Higgenbottoms from the past and then my life won’t be so empty and lonely because Nathan Higgenbottom and I are friends.
(I…I’ll just see myself out.)
Guru- Why do you need to YELL everything you write? There is a key on the keyboard named Caps Lock….. hit it and when you need to use an upper case letter use the Shift button located just below the Caps Lock.
I haven’t searched for your piece because you made it pretty clear that it was so uncompelling that neither of the people that read it bothered to comment on it.
Bevel, you are one disgusting individual.
Mom?